Review of The Adjuster by Atom Egoyan, 1991The adjuster is an insurance adjuster. You have insured yourself, which means you’re safe, and the adjuster makes sure you’re safe. If…Jan 18, 2021Jan 18, 2021
Review of The Badlands by Terrence Malick, 1973This movie is like a book of poems. It is divided into sections, each with its own tone, look, and feeling. For me, that was the most…Jan 17, 2021Jan 17, 2021
Trump Claims “You’re So Vain” About HimWashington, DC - Defying years of precedent and established knowledge, President Trump claims that Carly Simon’s classic song “You’re So…Nov 30, 2019Nov 30, 2019
Why You Should be a Trump Supporterby Heidegger’s Hologram, Assistant White House Press SecretaryApr 11, 2018Apr 11, 2018
Trump, War PresidentKnowing that Trump’s troop increase in Afghanistan would be a tough sell to intellectuals, Heidegger’s Hologram was tasked with shaping…Aug 26, 2017Aug 26, 2017
Finally, a Solution to ViolenceThe following is a transcript of a press briefing given on August 14, 2017 by the Hologram of Martin Heidegger, product of the Disney…Aug 15, 2017Aug 15, 2017
Trump, the Conservative Integrity BarometerThis is not about all Trump voters and supporters. Millions of people are in their bubbles, succumbing to Cult of Personality, honestly…Jul 14, 20171Jul 14, 20171
The Struggle is RealIn January of this year, the Trump administration hired Walt Disney Corporation’s hologram of Martin Heidegger as Assistant White House…Jul 3, 2017Jul 3, 2017
A Nazi Crying on the PorchPress release, Washington, DC. Hello. I am a hologram of Martin Heidegger, created by Walt Disney Corporation for your entertainment. I…May 27, 2017May 27, 2017
Liberty Is Not What You ThinkThe following briefing was delivered by Martin Heidegger’s Hologram before Donald Trump’s commencement address to Liberty University on May…May 14, 2017May 14, 2017