Don ZirilliReview of The Adjuster by Atom Egoyan, 1991The adjuster is an insurance adjuster. You have insured yourself, which means you’re safe, and the adjuster makes sure you’re safe. If…3 min read·Jan 18, 2021----
Don ZirilliReview of The Badlands by Terrence Malick, 1973This movie is like a book of poems. It is divided into sections, each with its own tone, look, and feeling. For me, that was the most…2 min read·Jan 17, 2021----
Don ZirilliTrump Claims “You’re So Vain” About HimWashington, DC - Defying years of precedent and established knowledge, President Trump claims that Carly Simon’s classic song “You’re So…1 min read·Nov 30, 2019----
Don ZirilliWhy You Should be a Trump Supporterby Heidegger’s Hologram, Assistant White House Press Secretary3 min read·Apr 11, 2018----
Don ZirilliTrump, War PresidentKnowing that Trump’s troop increase in Afghanistan would be a tough sell to intellectuals, Heidegger’s Hologram was tasked with shaping…2 min read·Aug 26, 2017----
Don ZirilliFinally, a Solution to ViolenceThe following is a transcript of a press briefing given on August 14, 2017 by the Hologram of Martin Heidegger, product of the Disney…3 min read·Aug 15, 2017----
Don ZirilliTrump, the Conservative Integrity BarometerThis is not about all Trump voters and supporters. Millions of people are in their bubbles, succumbing to Cult of Personality, honestly…2 min read·Jul 14, 2017--1--1
Don ZirilliThe Struggle is RealIn January of this year, the Trump administration hired Walt Disney Corporation’s hologram of Martin Heidegger as Assistant White House…4 min read·Jul 3, 2017----
Don ZirilliA Nazi Crying on the PorchPress release, Washington, DC. Hello. I am a hologram of Martin Heidegger, created by Walt Disney Corporation for your entertainment. I…2 min read·May 27, 2017----
Don ZirilliLiberty Is Not What You ThinkThe following briefing was delivered by Martin Heidegger’s Hologram before Donald Trump’s commencement address to Liberty University on May…3 min read·May 14, 2017----