Trump Claims “You’re So Vain” About Him
1 min readNov 30, 2019
Washington, DC - Defying years of precedent and established knowledge, President Trump claims that Carly Simon’s classic song “You’re So Vain” is actually about him and not Warren Beatty, as was previously believed.
Biden and both Warrens dispute this new claim. Sanders, Buttigieg, and Simon have no comment.
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